Howard Stern - F's, Marry, Kill

[WolfViper]

When Howard Stern comes to Sirius, some of my co-workers, and friends when we listen to Howard Stern, we enjoy these F's, Marry, Kills he does. We joke around doing our own F's, Marry, Kills. So I was wondering what's everybody's else F's, Marry, Kills and maybe dare we other?

I have a quite a few in my mind, But here one of my examples:

I would F - Robin, Marry - Beth O, Kill - Star Jones

I probably posted this in the wrong forum board?

[HarleyJoel]

Yes, good topic but it's supposed to be in the Sirius Cosmic Chaos area. A Mod may move it for you.

[WolfViper]

Thx, for whoever moved it. I couldn't think which forum would this been right for.

[v1ru5]

I would F**k Angelina Jolie
I would marry Martha Stewart (for her home making skills)
I would kill Star Jones.

[Mikey Palmice]

Ok, here's one.....

-queen latifa
-rosie odonell
-kathy lee gifford


and a hot one....

-Scarlett Johanson
-Jessica Simpson
-Rebecca Romain

[v1ru5]

F**k Kathy lee
Marry Queen Latifah
KILL ROSIE.

[WolfViper]

Ok, here's one.....

-queen latifa
-rosie odonell
-kathy lee gifford


and a hot one....

-Scarlett Johanson
-Jessica Simpson
-Rebecca Romain

I would
F - Kathy Lee Gifford
Marry - Queen Lafita
Kill - Rosie O'Donell

F - ???
Marry - Rebecca Romain
Kill - Jessica Simpson
sorry don't know Scarlett Johnson

how about this one,

F - Pamela Anderson
Marry - Hallie Berry
Kill - Britney Spears

[Michigan Made]

Ok, here's one.....

-Scarlett Johanson
-Jessica Simpson
-Rebecca Romain

F,M - Jessica
Kill the other 2.

[WolfViper]

I dare anyone to touch this one?

Roseanne
Star Jones
Rosie O'Donell

[v1ru5]

If I HAD 2 choose,

Fuck Roseanne
Kill Rosie O`donell
And marry Star Jones so she could represent me in my sanity case 4 fuckin`Roseanne and killin` Rosie.

[WolfViper]

If I HAD 2 choose,

Fuck Roseanne
Kill Rosie O`donell
And marry Star Jones so she could represent me in my sanity case 4 fuckin`Roseanne and killin` Rosie.

that f'ing funny, I would:

F - Roseanne
Marry - Rosie
Kill - Still Kill Star Jones, it hard to climb that cow

[v1ru5]

I dont know.Star is nowhere near as large as she used 2 be.I just looked her up.She is almost kinda` cute.

[merovingian]

When Howard Stern comes to Sirius, some of my co-workers, and friends when we listen to Howard Stern, we enjoy these F's, Marry, Kills he does. We joke around doing our own F's, Marry, Kills. So I was wondering what's everybody's else F's, Marry, Kills and maybe dare we other?

I have a quite a few in my mind, But here one of my examples:

I would F - Robin, Marry - Beth O, Kill - Star Jones

I probably posted this in the wrong forum board?

I have to agree with this line up. I would "F" Robin until I was sore... Marry Beth O, and put Star Jones out like a wounded race horse.

[soxnationonline]

I dare anyone to touch this one?

Roseanne
Star Jones
Rosie O'Donell



pray the bomb is dropped and so you wont have to bang any of them....

[v1ru5]

:funny:

[WolfViper]

I dare anyone to touch this one?

Roseanne
Star Jones
Rosie O'Donell



pray the bomb is dropped and so you wont have to bang any of them....

I agree whole hardly with that one!

[jtgary]

F B Spears
Marry J Aniston
Kill J Simpson

[SiriusHummer]

F B Spears
Marry J Aniston
Kill J Simpson

Wow I would have killed B. Spears for her lack of understanding the english language. But then again J. Simpson can't grasp common sense. Neither of them should reproduce. J. Aniston on the other hand is a great choice.

F- Kelly Rippa
M- Ashley Judd
K- A. Jolie, because her lips make me sick, there I said it.

[WolfViper]

F B Spears
Marry J Aniston
Kill J Simpson

Wow I would have killed B. Spears for her lack of understanding the english language. But then again J. Simpson can't grasp common sense. Neither of them should reproduce. J. Aniston on the other hand is a great choice.

F- Kelly Rippa
M- Ashley Judd
K- A. Jolie, because her lips make me sick, there I said it.

I would:
F - Ashley Judd
M - A. Jolie
K - Kelly Rippa

[Chad]

FUCK - Scarlett Johanson
MARRY - Jennifer Love Hewitt
KILL - Britney (Trailer Trash) Spears

[merovingian]

F B Spears
Marry J Aniston
Kill J Simpson

Wow I would have killed B. Spears for her lack of understanding the english language. But then again J. Simpson can't grasp common sense. Neither of them should reproduce. J. Aniston on the other hand is a great choice.

F- Kelly Rippa
M- Ashley Judd
K- A. Jolie, because her lips make me sick, there I said it.

I would:
F - Ashley Judd
M - A. Jolie
K - Kelly Rippa

I don't know mang... Kelly Rippa is pretty hot! On this selection I would have to:

F- Angelina Jolie (because from what I hear... that is what she loves to do!)
M- Kelly Rippa
K- Ashley Judd (which is sad because she's got a pretty tight body)

[WolfViper]

Then how about we just:

F - Angelina Jolie, Kelly Rippa, Ashley Judd
M - Angelina Jolie, Kelly Rippa, Ashley Judd
K - Star Jones

[merovingian]

Then how about we just:

F - Angelina Jolie, Kelly Rippa, Ashley Judd
M - Angelina Jolie, Kelly Rippa, Ashley Judd
K - Star Jones

Excellent!! I can agree with this 100%

[Mikey Palmice]

Then how about we just:

F - Angelina Jolie, Kelly Rippa, Ashley Judd
M - Angelina Jolie, Kelly Rippa, Ashley Judd
K - Star Jones

Excellent!! I can agree with this 100%


I'm sure this is something we can all agree on.

[WolfViper]

Then how about we just:

F - Angelina Jolie, Kelly Rippa, Ashley Judd
M - Angelina Jolie, Kelly Rippa, Ashley Judd
K - Star Jones

Excellent!! I can agree with this 100%


I'm sure this is something we can all agree on.

Then who wants who?

[merovingian]

Does it reall matter who gets who? The question is... who goes first?! (without the reference to the Abbot and Costello comedy skit)

[WolfViper]

Does it reall matter who gets who? The question is... who goes first?! (without the reference to the Abbot and Costello comedy skit)

ok let's draw straws

[ldivinag]

you guys are doing this all wrong...

the first poster puts up a list of 3 names.

the next poster decides the F, Marry or Kill for the 3 names.

he then puts up a next set of 3 names...

and be theme related... like.


mary ann, ginger or the millionaire's wife. which would you F M K????

[WolfViper]

you guys are doing this all wrong...

the first poster puts up a list of 3 names.

the next poster decides the F, Marry or Kill for the 3 names.

he then puts up a next set of 3 names...

and be theme related... like.

mary ann, ginger or the millionaire's wife. which would you F M K????

We are just having fun, it doesn't matter if we are doing it right or wroong! We did start off the way you are describing it.

So I would
F - Ginger
M - Mary Ann
K - Millionair's wife - Mrs. Howell

But of coarse being sick mind, Marry - Mrs. Howell, then Kill her and then you get all her millions! :D

[AnfKid]

lol i think any way u can kill star jones u come out a winner in this game


:handgun: :machineg: :wasnt: :lol!:

[soxnationonline]

your mother, your sister and your grandmother...........

[WolfViper]

your mother, your sister and your grandmother...........

Maybe someone in Arkansas can answer that :lol: J/K :p

[v1ru5]

F-The Radio Chick
M-Martha stewart (I`ll bet she can do creative things with cool-whip)
K-My high school math teacher.

[soxnationonline]

bump

[VinnyM27]

Ok, here's one.....

-queen latifa
-rosie odonell
-kathy lee gifford


and a hot one....

-Scarlett Johanson
-Jessica Simpson
-Rebecca Romain

Finally, some guidance!

I would gladly marry Queen Latifah, although she hasn't totally dissproved those lesbain rumours, so I might just be married to her and not having any sex. Bang Kathy Lee and kill Rosie.

Marry Scarlett...she's hot, seems to have a good personality and has a good career. Kill Jessica Simpson and bang Rebecca Romaine lettuce.

[VinnyM27]

How about Destiny's Child?

You all know who Beyonce is. Kelly is the one that used to have short hair, was in "Freddy Vs. Jason" and does guest spots on songs by Nelly and Trina. Michelle always had long hair (went from dark black to kind of blondish recently) and does gospel on the side...she's the newest member.


Marry Beyonce (for the money alone and I like the booty!)
Fuck Michelle (even though she's a relgious freak, I always found her the hottest)
Kill Kelly (sorry but someone has to go)

[WolfViper]

How about Destiny's Child?
Marry - Beyonce
Fuck - Kelly
Kill - Michelle

[WolfViper]

here a sick one? :D

Starr Jones
Janet Reno
Anna Nicole Smith

[VinnyM27]

here a sick one? :D

Starr Jones
Janet Reno
Anna Nicole Smith

Anna Nicole isn't that bad (she's out of place here)...Fuck her!
Marry Janet Reno (why not)
Kill Scar Jones (I realize she is a terrible person and not attractive with the weight loss).

[Mikey Palmice]

Ok, here's one.....

-queen latifa
-rosie odonell
-kathy lee gifford


and a hot one....

-Scarlett Johanson
-Jessica Simpson
-Rebecca Romain

Finally, some guidance!

I would gladly marry Queen Latifah, although she hasn't totally dissproved those lesbain rumours, so I might just be married to her and not having any sex. Bang Kathy Lee and kill Rosie.

Marry Scarlett...she's hot, seems to have a good personality and has a good career. Kill Jessica Simpson and bang Rebecca Romaine lettuce.

I would marry scarlet, bang jessica (she is very clean, was never a ho), and kill rebecca.


How about.........
Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, courtney Cox