Artie is TOAST

badfish4eva · 05-08-2006, 07:08 AM

falling asleep at work? as a former opiate abuser, his voice has that familiar drawwwwwwwl today.

even if hes just abusing booze, this Dana issue along with his upcoming tour sound like the perfect recipe for a serious breakdown.

remember that caller who said he saw Dana getting freaky with some firemen.....hmmmmmm......

jackie back by 07. book it!

laurie · 05-08-2006, 08:12 AM

Poor Artie. Although he appears to have brought some things upon himself, I can't help but feel bad for him. :\

Sirius_Fanatic · 05-08-2006, 08:28 AM

Yeah, I feel bad for him too. The poor guy's life is a total train wreck! I'm starting to think that Artie might not make it to 45 years old. It's really too bad becasue for a while there he seemed to be pulling his shit together.

laurie · 05-08-2006, 08:38 AM

I hope he doesn't follow in the footsteps of John Belushi.

MaineiacBA · 05-08-2006, 10:24 AM

this explains the constant eating of junk food, depressions early stage

Chad · 05-08-2006, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by badfish4eva

jackie back by 07. book it!

Yeah, I seriously doubt that will ever happen. I think Artie will pull it together eventually.

SDRANGER619 · 05-08-2006, 11:38 AM

So did Artie say exactly what happened with him and Dana? I started listening to the show (the replay) a bit late today.

Jgatie · 05-08-2006, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by SDRANGER619

So did Artie say exactly what happened with him and Dana? I started listening to the show (the replay) a bit late today.

He is so against going to a shrink that he put on his "Italian Male" persona and basically told her that "no broad is going to get me to go to a shrink and if you don't like it, there's the door". She walked out and hasn't been heard from since. He's also been pretty uncompromising about the dog.

jnkmale · 05-08-2006, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by SDRANGER619

So did Artie say exactly what happened with him and Dana? I started listening to the show (the replay) a bit late today.

The letter ended with something like - if you don't want to continue don't call me.

He sent the letter over a week ago and hasn't heard anything from her.

SDRANGER619 · 05-08-2006, 12:01 PM

OH man he's losing it for real...

TIJUANA1 · 05-08-2006, 12:07 PM

Poor artie. I hope he keeps it together.

j3ff · 05-08-2006, 12:08 PM

Talk about a serious fuck up.

God damn artie.

You got tons of money........... why waste away and be a fat pig. I wana strangle that fat fucker.

Dana is way out of his legue if he wasn't a star. He should be happy to have someone who cares about him as much as she DID.

SUre he'll prob get some hot ass because of his status, but man, what a turn for the worst.

Markz · 05-08-2006, 12:18 PM

Artie is good at being Artie. He is in no way ready or capable of surviving a marriage. He derailed this relationship from the start. Otherwise he would have to participate in the relationship in some capacity.

TIJUANA1 · 05-08-2006, 12:19 PM

I thought it was hilarious when Artie screwed up during the commercial. I think it was a for Pajama Grahams and he started talking about proflowers.

Then again, he has been at his best since his troubles with Dana started.

Sirius_Fanatic · 05-08-2006, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by laurie

I hope he doesn't follow in the footsteps of John Belushi.

For some reason I think that Artie sees Belushi as some kind of heroic figure in the world of comedy. So, needless to say, I think he finds the idea of leading a very destrructive lifestyle sort of romantic.