Job Interview

Vargas · 05-15-2006, 11:04 PM

I have a job interview tomorrow and, as much as I want this job, I think it would be even more fun to go in and do the interview entirly as Elegant Elliot Offen.

"That's what I'm saying cuntface, I increased market share by 28% in these key territories, rrrriiiiggggghhhhttt."

"Clean out your ears your pompous monstrosity, I said I could do this job, rrrrriiiiiiiggggghhhhttt."

"Gangsta talk for a nobody, rrrrriiiiiggggghhhhhtt."

Just by thinking this, I'm probably not going to get this job.

shit.

**Michigan Made** · 05-15-2006, 11:07 PM

Good luck and be yourself.

usiphi203 · 05-15-2006, 11:09 PM

You're going to dress like him, right?

Vargas · 05-15-2006, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by usiphi203

You're going to dress like him, right?

Well no. I think it would be funnier for the guy interviewing me to see a good looking guy in a really nice suit come in and then start acting completely insane. If I come in dressed as Elliot, then the joke is over too soon.

I need to put this on my list of things to do. Get interviews for jobs I DONT want and go in and speak only like Elliot or even Riley Martin.

WolfViper · 05-15-2006, 11:13 PM

I could picture that. If the interviewer liked yea and then hired yea. Just then, all the sudden you start talking like Elegant Elliot Offen and the interviewer will turn into Donald Trump and say "You're Fired!"

But really good luck on the interview!

usiphi203 · 05-15-2006, 11:14 PM

if you ever do, bring a tape recorder and share that shit with us.

DamnDJ · 05-16-2006, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by usiphi203

if you ever do, bring a tape recorder and share that shit with us.

Hahah totally and then send it in to the show.

laurie · 05-16-2006, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by DamnDJ

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Originally Posted by usiphi203

if you ever do, bring a tape recorder and share that shit with us.

Hahah totally and then send it in to the show.

Now THERE is an idea!!!

TheScionicMan · 05-16-2006, 01:21 PM

Start working on this for the 2nd Annual Film Festival.

How many different characters could you interview as? The ideas are endless...

Vargas · 05-16-2006, 03:31 PM

let me tell you, I just got back and oh my god, it was so boring. I seriously think I could have been Eliot Offen and this guy wouldn't have noticed. It was so boring. I was ready to jump out of the window.

While I did go through the interview completely as myself, I did find myself on two occasions saying "things of that nature." Clearly, I was influenced by Riley Martin. When I said it I thought to myself "why the hell am I sayign this?"

laurie · 05-16-2006, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Vargas

let me tell you, I just got back and oh my god, it was so boring. I seriously think I could have been Eliot Offen and this guy wouldn't have noticed. It was so boring. I was ready to jump out of the window.

While I did go through the interview completely as myself, I did find myself on two occasions saying "things of that nature." Clearly, I was influenced by Riley Martin. When I said it I thought to myself "why the hell am I sayign this?"

LOL - if you get the job, you can walk in on the first day and announce, "Good Morning, Everybody!!!"