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Old 11-16-2006, 01:01 PM   #1
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Ok lets see if anyone can guess how long it will be before Artie either eats himself to death or drinks or drugs himself to death. This pool will be a little different from others. In addition to guessing the date of his demise you also have to guess which way he goes. In case of a tie the winner will be whoever guesses what he was eating when he passed if he dies from overeating and his weight or what drug or drink (brand names only, ex. China Red , Bacardi's etc) he was doing when he passed. Ladies and Gentlemen start posting.


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How long is his Fox development deal? I think he'll outlive that since he says that's easy money. I'll say March 15, 2015 from a heart attack.
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Artie Does what Artie Does.

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How long is his Fox development deal? I think he'll outlive that since he says that's easy money. I'll say March 15, 2015 from a heart attack.

WOW, your giving him almost 9 years? I was thinking more like 9 months or 9 weeks, maybe 9 days or even 9 hours ! I Siriusly doubt he will make it to 2015. The boy has a death wish and every time he opens his mouth and pops in another devil dog, ring ding or ho ho he is one bite closer and that doesnt even factor in the BIG H or booze.
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WOW, your giving him almost 9 years? I was thinking more like 9 months or 9 weeks, maybe 9 days or even 9 hours ! I Siriusly doubt he will make it to 2015. The boy has a death wish and every time he opens his mouth and pops in another devil dog, ring ding or ho ho he is one bite closer and that doesnt even factor in the BIG H or booze.
I'm factoring in some time where he gets on a health kick of some kind. I'm not saying it'll happen soon, but I agree that his lifestyle now will lead to a dramatic episode, he'll cut back on everything and try to get healthy but get depressed and sick again and let it all go down the drain. Some people think the show will go on past 2010 but I don't see Howard pushing it past this 5 year contract so Artie go off and fail at a couple of TV shows and die a tragic death.

Jeez, I'm quite the optimist today...
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2-3 years Max.
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I think his new friendship with Richard Simmons will be the motivation he needs to get back in shape. I honestly don't think he's that close to death. I see people much more obese and out of shape every day.
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Mr. T is supposed to help him out too.
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I'm factoring in some time where he gets on a health kick of some kind. I'm not saying it'll happen soon, but I agree that his lifestyle now will lead to a dramatic episode, he'll cut back on everything and try to get healthy but get depressed and sick again and let it all go down the drain. Some people think the show will go on past 2010 but I don't see Howard pushing it past this 5 year contract so Artie go off and fail at a couple of TV shows and die a tragic death.

Jeez, I'm quite the optimist today...

The only time Artie ever goes on a health kick is when he goes to sleep.
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I think his new friendship with Richard Simmons will be the motivation he needs to get back in shape. I honestly don't think he's that close to death. I see people much more obese and out of shape every day.
Artie is too much a HOMO-phobe to hang around with Richard Simmons.
I have a feeling RS was pissed at Artie "fag" comment also.
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He doesn't have to hang around with him to get some motivation and his diet plan gimmick. They were playing some audio on the news of Howard and Richard being all lovey-dovey and you could hear Richard was worried about getting Artie's info. This is what he REALLY does, unlike Mr. T, whose just doing the reality show shoot.

I really hope he does. Artie just needs the right kick in the ass or the right carrot dangled in front of him. I worry about Artie, he and I are exactly 1 month apart in age, so to see where he is now healthwise is scary.

I can't believe that he switched to Hawaiian Punch because the Ronnie kidney stone story sounded bad, but isn't bothered by the various diabetes stories and the thought of testing and injecting DAILY doesn't bother him???
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Sunday March 4, 2007 approx 6:45 am Artie in the recliner in a junk food stained tee shirt weighing in at 327 lbs, sitting on a smashed box of devil dogs with a spike in his arm and a half dozen empty China Red bags on his lap, a bag of potato chips tucked in his third chin fold and a cold hard string of mozzarella cheese hanging from his upper lip all the way down to mid chest, a 2 liter bottle of Coke in his right hand and a Suzy Q crushed in his left fist and three empty pizza boxes on the floor next to him strewn among 2 empty Jack Daniel's bottles.
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Looks like these people are already on it:
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Sunday March 4, 2007 approx 6:45 am Artie in the recliner in a junk food stained tee shirt weighing in at 327 lbs, sitting on a smashed box of devil dogs with a spike in his arm and a half dozen empty China Red bags on his lap, a bag of potato chips tucked in his third chin fold and a cold hard string of mozzarella cheese hanging from his upper lip all the way down to mid chest, a 2 liter bottle of Coke in his right hand and a Suzy Q crushed in his left fist and three empty pizza boxes on the floor next to him strewn among 2 empty Jack Daniel's bottles.
You forgot to add among the very descriptive deathly details a distraught Dana thumbing through his wallet for rent money.
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Looks like these people are already on it:
http://www.artielangedeathwatch.com/

That is a death watch, this is a death pool. It's apples and oranges. They actually think they may be able to save him from himself, I make no such delusional claims.
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