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Old 11-28-2006, 11:46 AM   #1
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i miss the prank phone calls on him, and the jokes on him, they need to get back at poking at him
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Old 11-28-2006, 12:07 PM   #2
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The little guy can't resist to eventually call in and Howard knows it. This has been going on for years. No matter how pissed off he gets and says he'll never call in again, he always does.

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He is on "day 20" of an 80 day balloon ride around the world.
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Old 11-28-2006, 12:34 PM   #4
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This is from eric's myspace page. It's long but I find it amusing...

Monday, November 13, 2006

I've Been Trying To Call In To The Show


Hi Everyone,

This is a blog to all of the people that do enjoy when I call into the show. I've been trying to call just about everyday since I was last on to ask Brooke a question that was about three weeks ago today. Everytime I've called in either by myself or with Johnny F. on the line with me. All Stern has done is leave me on hold for hours, and hours. What I'm going to put below maybe the main reason why. I've been trying to call in to tell Stern that I'm willing to do the balloon stunt, and I even thought of the perfect day to do it 01/09/07. One year to the day of Stern's first day. I'll tell you all this if he leaves me on hold just one, or two more days. That offer will be gone for good. I don't need to be losing hours of sleep for that big nosed asshole. So if you want to keep hearing on the show then e-mail, and call that big nosed pile of shit, and tell him to pick up my line.

F.Y.I. All About The Balloon Stunt
Ok everyone,

I want you to read this completely carefully. I want all of you to hear this from me because Stern is to fucking full of himself to tell all of you himself. He'd rather leave all of you in the dark thinking in your minds that I'm the only reason why the balloon stunt hasn't happened yet. That is 100 percent wrong. Sure most of the times I've either turned it down, or I came up with the fake medical excuse to try to get out of it.

I'll tell you right here, and right now that for the past month or more I've wanted to do the stunt. Stern has either thought I was bluffing, or he just hasn't picked up my line when I've called. I've realized how I can turn this completely stupid-ass idea into something can change my life for the better. I can make a living by hopefully get onto all of my favorite shows, and continuing to meet my favorite celebrities. I know I' e been turning the stunt down again, and again, and all of you might be thinking to yourself that I'm not being truthful with you, and that you can't completely take me at my word. I'll tell you that yes you can take me at my in this entry I promise.

The one that is not at be truthful with any of you about this whole thing is Stern himself. Which to me is completely shitty to do to all of you. All of you, guys hang on his every word, and worship him, and all of you think that everything he says is the truth. I know because of my couple of bluffs, and stuff my credibility might have gone a bit to all of you, but look how honest I've been with the show in past, and how honest I'm being now in this entry. Plus in the past I've told Stern that I should have completely kept to myself about myself, and about my family life. So see I'm an honest person.

Here's where I need all of you to completely believe me no matter how much you worship Stern, and take him for every word he says. Back in June when this idea first was thought of the stunt Stern said that they would do it in the studio, with the balloons tied to me. That won't work no matter want. I'm sure at first Stern thought that it could, but it can't. The room is too small for the huge number of that it would take to lift me up even an inch. The rooms not high enough, or wide enough wall to wall to make it work. I think know Stern himself is aware the fact that it won't work, and he's not clueing all you in which I think is shitty to be lying to all of you, because how much all of you respect him, and how big of fans that all of you are of him. So no when you hear me say that no they won't do it. Please know that I mean that the stunt won't work not that I'm not willing to do it. I know that he claims that he has "experts" like that woman he had me on the phone with months ago that said that she knew how to do it. I know that she was a fake. I also know that the reason I haven't had that much air time in the last few months other then some of calls with Johnny F. is because he doesn't want me to clue all of you into what I'm telling you now. Johnny can even back me up on all the stuff that I've put in this blog entry. So if all you are still bugged that the balloon stunt happened yet, and you want to bitch at someone, because it hasn't happened yet E-mail Stern. Bitch at him, because I want to do it, and he's the reason that it hasn't happened yet. In fact if he had taken my calls I was willing to do this Monday. So he's the reason all of you lost out on that, and the reason you may miss out on it all together. As all of you know by now I'm a big fan of WWE. One of my top favorites of the company has a T-shirt that has this saying on the back of it. "Regret Nothing." "Fear Less." I don't want there to be any regrets in my life, and there would be if I didn't do this, because I'd be giving up on a dream of being a part of the entertainment business that I've had since high school, and the fact that I'm willing to do it should prove to you that I don't fear anything. So now that you see from read this all the information about the balloon stunt including the fact that I will do it if Stern ever lets me on air again. Get pissed with Stern for keep all of you in the dark, and fill his box with pissed off messages. Leave me alone unless you have something nice to say.

Bye,

Eric
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I wish Ralph had a blog on MySpace where he felt the same way about Howard for the exact same reasons.
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I can just hear Eric now when he finally gets on the air, "Why haven't you taken my calls you Big Nosed Asshole".
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he is sitting on hold gatting pissed.

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He's still waiting for them to sign that waiver for his attorney.
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I've realized how I can turn this completely stupid-ass idea into something can change my life for the better. I can make a living by hopefully get onto all of my favorite shows, and continuing to meet my favorite celebrities.
I'd say his plan to make "this completely stupid-ass idea into something can change my life for the better" is the most stupid-ass idea I've ever heard. How exactly can you make a living by making unpaid TV cameos and meeting celebrities? Where's the paycheck in that? Reminds me of Southpark's Underpants Gnome explaining capitalism:

Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ??????
Step 3: Profit!!!
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I'd say his plan to make "this completely stupid-ass idea into something can change my life for the better" is the most stupid-ass idea I've ever heard. How exactly can you make a living by making unpaid TV cameos and meeting celebrities? Where's the paycheck in that? Reminds me of Southpark's Underpants Gnome explaining capitalism:

Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ??????
Step 3: Profit!!!
Actually the Underpants Gnomes were half right. There is a profit to be made in selling womens used underpants. Pervs galore will shell out for those.
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Actually the Underpants Gnomes were half right. There is a profit to be made in selling womens used underpants. Pervs galore will shell out for those.
Eric should sell his underpants. I would buy them.
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I know...that's hot!
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Howard actually took Eric's call today and right away Eric complained about sitting on hold for the last few weeks. He told Howard he wanted to do the balloon trick on Jan. 9th with no strings. Howard said "No Strings?". Then Eric said he wants to go to the music awards show and be on the NBC hit show Heroes.......Howard laughed and hung up.

Keep trying Eric. I want to see your ass fly!!
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