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Old 12-12-2006, 10:20 AM   #1
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This was a topic the crew talked about yesterday and again today, so I'll ask the question to everyone here: What kind of dad would Artie be? Would he be a hands-on, caring father like Gary or Fred, or would he be more like Howard - paying his housekeeper to raise his small children, then later in life attempting to bond? Any thoughts?
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Artie would be a terrible father, dude is so mixed up he can barely manage himself day to day.

He came to work in pajamas not long ago ffs...
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Artie would be a terrible father, dude is so mixed up he can barely manage himself day to day.

He came to work in pajamas not long ago ffs...
What he said.
Him being on the road all the time would cause alot of problems too.
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I think Artie's kids will speak more Mexican than English since the housekeeper will do all the work.
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This was a topic the crew talked about yesterday and again today, so I'll ask the question to everyone here: What kind of dad would Artie be? Would he be a hands-on, caring father like Gary or Fred, or would he be more like Howard - paying his housekeeper to raise his small children, then later in life attempting to bond? Any thoughts?
Depends on whether it's a boy or girl, straight or gay. It better be a straight boy or Artie gonna do what Artie's gotta do....He'll leave that kid! He might not leave, but it's pretty appearant over the last month or so that Artie has been thinking about fatherhood and is freaked out at the idea of the kid being gay....yet he was going to fuck Benji!
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Depends on whether it's a boy or girl, straight or gay. It better be a straight boy or Artie gonna do what Artie's gotta do....He'll leave that kid! He might not leave, but it's pretty appearant over the last month or so that Artie has been thinking about fatherhood and is freaked out at the idea of the kid being gay....yet he was going to fuck Benji!
I'll give you 2 reasons Artie would be a shitty dad.

1. Responsibility
2. Commitment

Either one of those would have Artie dialing his H dealer in 2 seconds flat.
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Wow, so far the score is 3-0 in favor of Artie not being prime fatherhood material. A question to those who responded - do you have children? And if you do, did you change once you became a parent?
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I have a son nearly 2 years old and a daughter due January 9th.

And I waited to have children until AFTER I got my shit together, no way anyone should take that kind of step and think "I'll change after I have the kid"
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I have a son nearly 2 years old and a daughter due January 9th.

And I waited to have children until AFTER I got my shit together, no way anyone should take that kind of step and think "I'll change after I have the kid"
Congratulations on your children, and your decision to have them when you were ready. I agree with you. However, playing devil's advocate, maybe Artie needs something like the birth of a child to motivate him to squash his vices.

I took your route before becoming a dad - got my s@#t straight. Still, as I'm sure you know, life changes BIG TIME once you become a parent. Everything takes second place to your child, and that brings forth change.

If Artie does become a father, I hope he takes after his own family, and gives his child a loving, careful environment rather than a Hollywood/hands-off/nanny, etc. upbringing.
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Everything takes second place to your child, and that brings forth change.
It SHOULD anyway.

Unfortunately all people don't respond to becoming a parent that way, which is why we live in a nation full of effed up morons...
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I'm a single Dad. When I'm with my daughter I am super responsible. All other times, somewhat responsible.
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