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Old 11-12-2006, 12:03 PM   #1
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Something I found on another website:

Last night, at a McDonalds near Beltsville, MD, we decided to get something to drink and maybe a cheeseburger.

Me: Hello, I'd like a #4 with an Iced Tea, No Cheese.
Man: Okay. What would you like to drink?
Me: Iced Tea!
Man: Sweet Tea or Iced Tea?
Man: Would you like cheese?
Me: No.
Man: Would you like cheese?
Me: For the final time, NO!
Man: Anything else?
Me: I'd like 3 chocolate chip cookies.
Man: Sorry, we don't have chocolate cookies. Would you like chocolate chip cookies?

Immediately, I pulled up to to the 19-year-old kid and said, "I'd like to cancel my order. Stay in school." He tells at me: "But I quit school 10 years ago!"

How about yours?
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Old 11-12-2006, 12:29 PM   #2
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I was in a little auto parts store a few years back picking up some automotive hose at the auto counter. It was exactly 1 dollar a foot. I had the parts guy cut me off 5 feet from a big roll.

He laid the hose on the counter, asked me to wait a bit, then went back and started looking on shelves. After a few minutes, I finally I asked him what heck he was doing..

"I can't find the damn calculator.. I have to figure out the total cost of the hose"

This is a true story.. And note.. He didn't have to figure out any tax.. That was done automatically by the check out clerk's cash register
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No way....ok I got one. Pull up to the Wendy's DT and order 3 ITEMS FROM THE DOLLAR MENU. (pretty simple right......NOOOOOOOOOOPE). Oh yeah, there is only one other person in front of me.

Ok, I'll get a Dollar Chicken, Dollar Fries, Dollar drink

THAT'LL BE 2.49 pull around

(That doesn't sound right....ok)

Ummmm, I'm sorry did you order the sandwich&chilli....

No. I got the chicken sand.......

How much was it?

Ahhhh it was 3 items from the dollar menu so I'd say about $3.15 with tax.

$3.50? OK. $3.50 please.

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